2016 TV Rankings – 1 to 10

Well, here it is. The Top 10.

Not sure if I have anything that profound to say about my rankings this year. If you’d like to see my usual self-deprecating rant excusing my rankings for being completely wrong, check out last year’s Top 10. (And they are definitely wrong, as evidenced by Atlanta’s Golden Globe victories Sunday night. (Side-note: You should definitely watch Atlanta. My issues with it aside, it’s a groundbreaking show that is at least worth the conversation.))

The one thing that strikes me about this year’s group is how much more “middle” it feels like there is this year. 40-50 of the shows in the middle fell into the category of “pretty good” if minorly flawed or inconsistent. Many of those shows had “excellent” episodes. But when it comes to the week-by-week excitement and anticipation to get to the next episode, it mostly fell to these 10 shows below. (Well, different kind of excitement for those streaming shows.) Does that mean I regret watching the 700 or so other episodes of TV from those shows? Not at all! The whole fun of it is the digging through the muck for those magical gems of episodes. Just because these shows strung more of those gems together doesn’t mean the others were less worthwhile. And your gems will probably look different than mine. Maybe you’re more after the clever plot twist than the cathartic character moment. Or maybe you’re more fascinated by a real housewife than a fake horse man.

But here are ten shows that had more of those gems and fewer of those turds than any other I saw last year. They were more consistent, did bigger and bolder things with the medium, and induced more of those involuntary emotional thingies: you know, the tears and the laughs. Should I reward them for causing me to lose control of my face? Probably not, but here we go anyway.

 

10_thirteen

Let me start by saying that the nod to Chris Carter in this ranking was completely accidental, and not meaningful in any way. If I’d been stacking the deck at all, I would have placed this at rank 13, but the cards fell where they fell. (Never afraid to mix metaphors.)

I gave this season a big boost in total rating due to its fantastic finale. This series struck a perfect balance of story and character, spending much of its five-episode limited run dealing with the consequences of a thirteen-year abduction of a young woman on her family and friends. There is a police investigation element to it, and while there are developments in the story, and things we slowly learn about her thirteen year disappearance, it never devolves into cheap gotcha twists, but feels organic and truthful to the characters. The final episode was clever in how it created tension but also gave us answers in a natural and unforced way, as well as shining a light on character aspects. An unconventional opening credit sequence, great performances, and a shocking but earned ending all put the icing on one of the most satisfying and intelligent police dramas I’ve seen in a long time.

 

09_gravityfalls

Whether or not to include Gravity Falls was the most agonizing I’ve done over the rules of my rankings. Because network shows are naturally split so that in a calendar year you will have the final half of one season, followed by the first half of the next, including partial seasons has been a natural staple of my rankings for years. But what if a cable show airs nothing but the first two episodes of its season in December? Should I rate them alone, independently of the remainder of the season? I don’t particularly like that. So, like with The Affair this year, I decided that I would rate a show only if it aired a season finale during that year, so I could either rate that season as a whole (including the previous year’s start), or just the half season if there was another first-half in the fall. Seems reasonable.

Enter Gravity Falls. It had its 2nd (and final) season finale in February of 2016. That was the only episode it aired this year. The 2nd season started in August of 2014. That’s right, this season had nearly two years of episodes previous to this year. Still, it technically follows the rule? But I didn’t start watching the show at all until this year. I watched both seasons in 2016, including this year’s finale. (Series finale.) If I had watched Season 2 last year, would I have held off in rating its 19 aired episodes, to wait for the finale to air in the next year? I’m not sure. Am I bending the spirit of the rules to include a two-year-old show because I liked it so damn much and want to include it in my ratings while I can? Maybe. That may have to be guilt I’ll have to be ready to live with. Hopefully I won’t be judged too harshly in the next world.

Okay, back to Gravity Falls: Loved it. It’s hilarious. For adults. Like, to an extent that I don’t think kids would actually like it all that much. Here’s some of the voice talent:

Regulars: Kristen Schaal (MVP), Linda Cardellini.

Recurring: T.J. Miller, J.K. Simmons, Nick Offerman, Will Forte.

Guest-stars: Nathan Fillion, Patton Oswalt, Jonathan Banks, Mark Hamill, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Justin Roiland, Louis CK, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Larry King, Coolio.

That’s right, Coolio. Like, this shit is not dicking around.

While Season 1 was bogged down too much by Dipper’s boring and trope-y quest to win over the girl, that storyline ended early on in Season 2 in a really surprisingly adult and natural manner, and they were free to explore more interesting territory, and also allow the girl to be a three-dimensional character in her own right. The show continued that trend of exploring adult themes (not sexual, just grown up), the ultimate example being the show’s best episode, A Tale of Two Stans, which was not only a hugely pivotal moment in the ongoing mythology of the series, but also a complex and emotional story up there with the best of your prestige dramas.

Throw on top of that really fun and creative supernatural elements, some legitimate scares and creepy villains, a strong story arc that plays out in a EPIC 3-part finale, and you have one of the more enjoyable and memorable TV experiences out there, cartoon or not. Recommended for anyone out there who likes fun things.

 

08_gameofthrones_a

Much like The Leftovers last year, Game of Thrones shone brightly when finally free of the shadow of the books. I mean, I don’t think we truly know yet how much of this season was based on what Martin gave them at this point, but the show felt much less handcuffed than in the sullen Season 5. Most of the complaints I’ve heard about this season was it didn’t feel like Game of Thrones anymore with too much “fan service.” My interpretation of that complaint is there wasn’t enough pain and suffering for this to really be Game of Thrones. And sure. We finally got a number of things we wanted as an audience, which nearly never happened in any of the previous seasons. But by the same point, we’ve got to get moving to a resolution soon, right? So unless the end of the series is going to be that we lose every character we’ve invested in and care about, something has to start going right. And the way they are executing on that is just exciting and fun to watch. And honestly, even though those things did happen, we still managed to lose a fair number of well-liked characters this year, so it wasn’t all coming up roses, either! (Roses? See what I did there?)

While the typical big battle Episode 9 was awe-inspiring, if a bit trite and predictable structure-wise, the finale was one of the best episodes ever. I still listen to the gorgeous music from the haunting and jaw-dropping opening scene. And the way they moved all the pieces around in surprising ways, and left us anticipating what will come next season more than the series ever has before… gives the show a unique and hopeful place in my TV dreams for 2017. Go Dany Go!

 

07_youretheworst

This show feels the least authentic when it’s Jimmy being an asshole to Edgar. Based on all his character arcs to this point, dipping into that well again and again feels cheap and dishonest. Now that the negatives are out of the way: Edgar’s storyline was fantastic this season. (Did I mention I ❤ Edgar?) We finally got a well-deserved full episode focusing on him and the topical issues he has to deal with with the PTSD and VA struggles. A very moving and thoughtful examination of his character at the level of Gretchen’s depression in Season 2. On that note, I was happy they chose to follow her trying to deal with that, but it was also frustrating how terrible her therapist was. Lindsay is still the worst, though they really pushed how far we would still go along her shit this season. And while there was a bit of less compelling moves in the Jimmy and Gretchen relationship, I loved their drama in the last arc of the season, followed by the biggest oh shit cliffhanger. Talk about an emotional roller-coaster. And while it wasn’t popular, I got a kick out of the Vernon/Paul bonding episode. They have such a strange but compelling chemistry. Oh, and his podcast!!! Fantastic.

 

06_crazyexgirlfriend

When hearing the title for the first time, or seeing the ironically girly marketing material for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, you might not expect that the creators would cite Breaking Bad as their top influence when making the show. Described by Rachel Bloom as a “bubbly Walter White,” you can quickly see the parallels in this slightly delusional, self-centered female anti-hero: a character like we’ve never seen before on TV. When we meet her, Rebecca Bunch has unrealistic dreams about where her life should be, finds her self unsatisfied in her mundane and unexciting existence, and makes a rash decision to reclaim some youthful ideal of happiness.

Rebecca’s lack of self-awareness can be painful to watch, as it often was with Walter White. In the first half of Season 1, the show really basked in the awkwardness of her obsessively shoehorning herself into the life of Josh Chan, without admitting to herself or her friends that that’s what she was doing. On top of some freshman season issues with direction and pacing, this kept a truly innovative, at times hilarious, musical comedy from being as strong and consistent and enjoyable to watch as the Top 20.

2016, however, saw the show elevated to another level. Rebecca became a bit more hilariously awkward instead of painfully awkward. The songs, which took a bit of a dip at the end of Season 1, were high in both musicality and humor in Season 2. But most importantly, the cast of supporting characters was fleshed out and allowed to carry some of the dramatic and comedic weight. Where Rebecca’s misadventures in romance cast a cynical eye on “true love,” we are given a sincere, adorable, and unexpected couple that was an immediate hit among the show’s rabid fan base.

Rachel Bloom has an amazing knack for layering interesting complexity in characters that seem at the outset like they are two-dimensional or throwaways. Just when you think “aw, I’ve seen this plot device before”, as the opening sequence suggests, it turns out to be a lot more nuanced than that. She has a way of playing with the viewer’s expectations, kind of teasing you because she knows what you think you want as an audience member, and then she will pull the rug out and show you why maybe that thing isn’t good for anyone, and might not be as satisfying as you thought.

Similarly, she plays with the idea time and again of the characters as people challenging those things that seem like the “most important” things to them at any moment, and trying to take stock of the things you have, and what are going to be the things most helpful to pushing you forward, which all of our characters deal with in different ways. It’s a show that is very psychologically smart, and defiantly uses the term “crazy” to really discourage such easy pigeon-holing and encourage examination of what drives people to make whatever choices they do, even if those choices are sometimes unhealthy for them in the long run.

I’ll close by saying I found out literally an hour ago the show was renewed for a third season, which is super-exciting, especially considering that no one watches it! Well, most of my friends do, I meant more on a macro scale. If you’re not, you should be.

 

05_theamericans

Well, this was the season (Season 4) I felt The Americans grew into the praise it had been getting for years. I’ve always felt the “spy” stuff was the least compelling stuff on the show, and this year they really did a great job of letting the characters be front and center. There weren’t a huge number of twists and turns, but they really lingered on the emotional consequences of each one to an almost uncomfortable degree. But especially this season, it’s that “consequences” piece that sets The Americans apart from other “spy” shows. (As you can tell, I am hesitant to call this a spy show, even though they are spies, and they do “spy things.”) But character deaths on The Americans are very rare, and are felt deeply, and not used purely for shock value and then discarded. A lot of screen time was dedicated to the potential exposure of one of their long-term “assets”, and a lesser show would have taken the easy way out and just had them killed off in a “shocking” way. But this show recognizes that our characters were human beings, and aren’t cavalier about throwing those they’ve tricked to the wolves, or won’t potentially be affected themselves by a long-term relationship, even if it is based on lies. The respect the show has for the humanity of all its characters, and not treating them simply as chess pieces in a political game with casualties, has really impressed me.

 

04_fleabag

My only issue in rating this show so highly is that its peers at the top generally had more content. The six half-hour episodes basically constituted the equivalent of a long movie. But it was a strikingly unique, dark, quirky, self-aware, heartbreaking, and hopeful six episodes. It’s fairly unusual for me to be drawn in so quickly and dramatically as I was by this show’s distinctive voice and personality. The device of having the main character talking directly to the character had a similar effect as that of Frank Underwood in House of Cards, in allowing us to connect more personally to a character who was often dishonest, and rough around the edges. But in Fleabag, they are more capable at mining the device for laughs, as she bounces back and forth with effortless comic timing between internal and external voices, pointing out the ridiculousness of people and situations. I’m sure there was some influence from the long-running British show Peep Show, which also masterfully used the often conflicting inner monologue that let the audience know about the awful things the character was thinking as they were trying to seem like a normal human being. The device does pull back a bit after the first episode, in which it is used heavily to back-handedly introduce us to her world and characters. But the arc of the season is dramatically strong, and we get a strong mix of great comedic moments and extremely powerful and raw character beats.

 

03_bojackhorseman

I was a bit nervous going into the third season of BoJack Horseman. I felt like the first couple seasons had juiced the characters and relationships beautifully, but right up to the point where I felt like it had repeated itself once or twice. They were still powerful moments, but it was a warning sign that maybe they had said all they really had to say with this character. Also, shows can sometimes get in their own heads too much after finally being noticed, like BoJack was after its groundbreaking second season. They can try to do exactly the same thing that made people like it previously, or sometimes go the other route, and try too hard to do something completely different that doesn’t really fit the show. BoJack ain’t those shows.

Season 3, while not perfect, had maybe an even more stellar follow-up to its previous stellar season. A few episodes in the middle felt a little wheel-spinny, but those were offset by a different few episodes that were as near perfection as they come. BoJack, unlike any other show in recent memory, masterfully interweaves quick, razor-sharp, laugh-out-loud comedy with deep, sincere, introspective character beats. While it is tempting to say none of the characters really change, I think they do, albeit slowly, and maybe not exactly in the direction they are trying to. In fact, that change is a favorite theme of the show, at times explicitly, and there is much debate between the characters whether such change is possible.

Finally, on top of those ingredients, which existed in Season 2, but were refined and given even stronger life in Season 3, what I thought really made BoJack stand apart this season was its greater ambition in experimenting with structure and storytelling format. This is where it felt the most to me like Community at its peak, where certain episodes felt completely different than the episode before it, and the stylistic choices were not just stunts, but chosen for a reason that fit where the characters were, or were trying to speak to a message or a theme in a different way. This season really scratched that same itch as a Community in a lot of obvious ways: Community had a sort of surreal, absurdist, and somewhat cynical vibe, following characters who had all kind of failed in one way or another to get where they were, and struggle to redefine themselves. It would also weave back and forth between over-the-top hijinks, densely constructed visual gags and easter eggs, and grounded character moments.

What I admire about both is as crazy and usually hilarious as the comedy could be, it would always be there to serve the characters first. If you didn’t buy into their hopes and fears and flaws and desire to change, then none of it would work. Community was never really as dark as BoJack, however. You can sometimes get whiplash from how quickly you go from complete despair to maybe the funniest animal/celebrity pun you’ll hear all year. It’s this strong dichotomy and unpredictability and experimentation into topics that you really don’t see explored too much on even the more serious dramas that make BoJack Horseman completely unlike any other show before it. Oh, it’s also a cartoon.

 

02_haltandcatchfire

After a somewhat aimless beginning in Season 1, this gem of a show has only continued to get better and better. While the backdrop of the tech industry in the 80’s serves as a useful framework and art direction, it’s the development of our core characters, their relationships, and their ideas, and how all of that evolves that make this show riveting, fascinating, and heartbreaking. One of the most potent scenes for me was one where they had very clearly and strongly established the points of view of a number of characters we cared about; their motivations were known, and we could easily see each of their points of view, none were clearly wrong, but their ideas conflicted. The argument was raw, painful, but inevitable. On paper it would have sounded like a dull board room meeting, but it was masterfully constructed, with no contrivance, just good people you desperately wanted to make things work, but knew just couldn’t. It was easily the most tragic moment for me on TV this year, but just highlighted a season full of meaty character moments, happy reunions, painful misunderstandings, and a whole host of other drama that can go along with trying to create something alongside the people you care most about. I am more than thrilled that it’s been given a fourth and final season to wrap things up.

 

01_rectify

This one probably won’t come as a surprise to anyone who knows me. Pretty sure I’ve raved into the ear of nearly everyone who would listen to me about the beauty that was Rectify this year. Not since Breaking Bad has my choice for #1 been so easy.

Now, I know some of you who haven’t seen either may be tempted to confuse it with the other “-tify” show, Justified. While yes, they do have similar titles, they couldn’t be more different. Justified takes place in Kentucky; Rectify, Georgia. Justified’s protagonist is a charming, intelligent southern man who’s had some misunderstandings with the law; Rectify’s Daniel Holden… well, those things, but doesn’t wear a hat. While Justified has a strong over-arching plot, its main draw is the whip-smart dialogue and comedic timing; Rectify has nearly no shootouts. Justified was the first show in my memory to go out on its own terms, and finish with its strongest season; Rectify was the second.

Okay, fine, I appreciate your patience in going through that little game with me. There are definite parallels that can be made between the two. But Rectify definitely had a very different voice, style, and message. It was certainly much smaller in scale. It was mainly about how a family copes with a major traumatic event: how to coexist with a town that looks down or feels sorry for you, the unseen strain it can place in the relationships. And most importantly how to heal, whether its finding spirituality, putting your faith in others, or just asking for help.

I wasn’t sure how they show would go on this season after where they left us last year. But I think Daniel’s new setting worked amazingly well, both from a character and narrative perspective. There was a lot of empathy and an almost The Wire-level exploration of well-meaning people who were trying to get their life back on track. And Daniel’s exasperation with feeling apart from everyone else led to one of the most moving and emotional scenes on the show, and acted as a climactic point in his character arc, and one told just so vividly and believably.

I also liked how this season was almost an 8-episode denouement. It allowed space for all the characters we’d grown to care about really come to terms with their new lives. Some things worked out superficially better than others, but every character had an arc, and found a way to find some measure of peace in their lives. While Season 3 really did much of the heavy lifting plot-wise, Season 4 was able to close out the story in a satisfying way that didn’t feel like it had a big bow on it.

Rectify is a show that has never been afraid to take its time. It won’t plow through plot points like a Justified. It will sit with the pain or the love or the tension its characters are feeling. But somehow it never drags. It is beautifully shot. The music is sparse, but extremely moving and affecting when that’s what the scene calls for. It masterfully weaves between sadness, relief, and hope, and will sneak attack you with a moment that will make you lose your shit laughing because it was so unexpected yet perfect for that moment.

It’s hard for me to explain the hope and joy I felt week after week for a show about a man who was released after 19 years on death row. It is such an unimaginable and heartbreaking situation, and sounds like a real bummer. And at times it can be sad, for sure. Maybe that’s what makes it such a great story, that someone who has been through that much, lost so much of their life, might actually find a way to be a full person again. I also give a lot of credit to Aden Young, who gives such a weighty and measured performance, and really makes us care, and feel his disorientation from being back in the world. He finds the perfect balance of gentle and weary, with a dry sense of humor, and just the slightest glint of danger. Our investment in Daniel as a person makes the trials and triumphs of his long journey were so compelling and meaningful, made us cringe, or laugh, or cry with joy.

The four season journey came to a marvelously watchable end last year, and that why it’s my unreserved pick for top show of 2016.

 

2016 TV Rankings – 11 to 20

Fun fact: 11 of last year’s Top 20 Shows aired zero* episodes this year. That thinned out a real strong herd of TV, and to be frank, left us with fewer great shows this year. While this is still a strong group, they aren’t at the same level as last year, where I had a legitimately had a hard time narrowing a huge field to only 20.

*The Affair aired only the first 5 episodes of Season 3 this year, so I decided to push that season as a whole into 2017.

 

20_catastrophe

Fun twist to start Season 2, then we’re thrown right back into the same witty banter covering up the craziness of their lives. No other show can navigate so deftly between holy-shit real and stressful situations and sarcastic tomfoolery than Catastrophe. The attempts to give interesting (yet brief) storylines to some of the supporting cast felt a bit trite and uninspired, but they still added laughs where needed.

 

19_broadcity

While the main appeal of Broad City is still the frenetic energy of the insane misadventures of a couple of young New York ladies, Season 3 tried to venture out a bit more from Abbi and Ilana’s comfort zone to challenge them in new ways. We got to explore Abbi’s past a bit (Tony Danza!!), and Ilana for the first time (in the show) had to deal with relationships she had kind of taken for granted start to break away. While the shenanigans and over-the-top social commentary continued to break ground creatively and have me rolling on the floor, both actresses/writers managed to bring more depth and a wider range of emotion sprinkled through the season, resulting in what I thought was the best season yet. Kudos.

 

18_preacher

Not since American Horror Story have I seen a show so unapologetically wild and insane. Not all of it worked, but even when it didn’t I applauded the effort. Dark, engrossing, and often hilarious, Preacher has a unqiue tone and style which combines sci-fi and pulp. There’s not a lot of optimism to be found, but it’s a hell of a fun ride, especially thanks to Joseph Gilgun (Misfits) as the extremely likable and charismatic vampire sidekick.

 

17_casual

Casual Season 2 built on the fairly dull base it had constructed last year, and really started digging into the characters in new and interesting ways. The main characters started spending more time outside of their weird family unit and finding fresh storylines to take part in on their own. Alex got to do more than sit around and whine. (He got to go out, make stupid decisions, THEN go home and whine.) Val also got to get out of her shell and have some actual fun for herself. The season really had a nice progression to it, finally finishing with its best episode yet, a delightfully dark and hilarious episode that brought the whole family back together in a wholly unexpected way.

 

16_ojmadeinamerica

A really fascinating documentary about not only the intricacies of the trial and media circus around it, but of the man, and the trajectory that led him to do what he (most likely) did. It also does a fantastic job of weaving in what was going on in the black community and comparing and contrasting to OJ’s life, and finally to where we were as a society when the trial starts. The episode about his Vegas shenanigans after the trial was a bit messier, and could’ve done a better job at painting a picture (as it did so well in the first 4 eps), but overall it was an extremely tight, compelling, and illuminating piece of television.

 

15_strangerthings

Half of the appeal of this highly addictive series is the totally spot-on 80’s movie vibe of the whole project. Not only are the hair and makeup and costumes and props perfectly designed, but the camera style, credits, music, direction, all recreate with startling authenticity delightfully retro 80’s scifi flicks. The special effects are obviously CGI elements, but are seamlessly integrated in the same style, so you could with some stretch of the imagination believe they were physical effects. While the painstaking detail of the homage shows a lot of love for that specific time and genre, a lot of the tropes from that period are established and subverted. Characters who seem like the same two-dimensional caricatures we’ve seen a hundred times take a sharp turn and become something else. The nagging mom who just “doesn’t get it” is actually really good at listening and being there for her kids. Throw on top of that just a lot of fun and fast-paced sci-fi storytelling with maddeningly irresistible cliffhangers, and a nearly flawless cast, and I’ve got one of the most entertaining (if somewhat fleeting) TV experiences of the year. Watch it.

 

14_agentcarter

While the first season showed stretches of promise, and was maybe a bit heavy-handed with its feminist presence, season 2 let Peggy just let her awesomeness be the message. Gone are the cartoony macho Mad Men-esque co-workers, and in their place are characters with their own interests and agendas, which rings a lot more believable and compelling. On top of that, the two scary villains were both women and also great. This season’s arc felt tighter and more interesting, and the ensemble really clicked in a way it didn’t quite last year, surrounding a very strong lead. The only quibble I had was the fairly anticlimactic resolution to the season arc, but for me that didn’t take much away from a very enjoyable season, with an incredible and unexpected musical number.

 

13_thenightmanager

Combining the kind of slow-burn tension of a Breaking Bad with the wit and charisma of Tom Hiddleston, and you have an extremely compelling British spy drama. Throw in a layered villain performance from Hugh Laurie, and a brilliant Olivia Colman as a very capable and pregnant investigator and handler, and you’ve got a very unique TV experience. If they had been able to maintain the kind of subtle tension and character interactions from the first 4 eps through to the end, it may well have ended up in my top 3 this year, but a couple missteps made it a little more generic than I was initially hoping for. Hugh Laurie began twirling his mustache, and Tommy Hidds (as I call him), starting making silly mistakes, and a seemingly interesting character ended up not much more than a typical Bond girl. But even in the slightly disappointing final episodes, there were still some genuine thrills, holy-shit moments, and emotional rides I enjoyed taking. It just didn’t quite live up to the promises it had made.

 

12_thenightof

How to describe The Night Of? The double-sized premiere and double-sized finale were fantastic, and then they stuffed 6 half-baked episodes in the middle. Oversimplified a bit, but that’s certainly what you’d see in my episode ratings. The opening 2 hours was a dark, compelling journey of a Pakistani-American college student from a working class family on an adventure filled with so much tension and foreboding, but also hope and optimism. Obviously, it doesn’t go well, and then it becomes a deep dive into the seemingly boring minutia of the criminal justice system, a la The Wire. Enter the heroic but laughed at public defender, played marvelously by John Turturro. His character was the one constant draw through a less subtle parade through prison cliches and legal maneuvering that bogged down the middle episodes. I have no idea why Turturro’s character’s battle with eczema was one of the more compelling storylines through that middle arc, but it felt inspired. And the finale managed to really kick the show back in gear and pull together a satisfying ending, even if they kind of did a disservice to one of the more interesting and seemingly capable characters in the process, in order to service the plot. (I docked it a couple points for that, FYI.) Certainly worth a binge, where the middle chapters won’t feel as drawn out as they did week-by-week.

 

searchparty3b

Veronica Mars meets Girls? Ugh, I hate it when people do that. But it’s close. Four millennials, led by Alia Shawkat (Arrested Development) try to find an acquaintance of theirs from college who has gone missing in New York City. It’s one part private detective story, one part character study (what is missing in Dory’s life that makes her so invested in this?), one part comedy (her friends are self-involved millennial types.) A very unique blend of styles, sometimes cringe-worthy, sometimes super intense. And Alia is quite impressive in this complex role. Top it off with an intense and shocking finale, and it was one of the bright surprises of the year.

2016 TV Rankings – 21 to 40

Alrighty, finally, here’s the next batch of shows. Maybe not quite the “cream” of the crop, but maybe more like the… almond milk? I’ll leave it to the philosophers.

40  Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 3  80.5

39  Lady Dynamite  80.7

Another show I appreciated more than I enjoyed. I thought the pilot was delightfully strange and meta, taking cues from surrealist shows like Childrens Hospital, while also having a frank conversation about serious issues like mental illness. Unfortunately, I felt like the formula got stale pretty quickly, and the jokes weren’t breaking out of an already set pattern. It felt like one strong flash of inspiration dragged out over 12 episodes. That said, I did appreciate how the finale tied up a lot of the plot and thematic threads she had established, and made it feel like a whole piece. It was just too long.

38  You, Me and the Apocalypse  80.9

What an unusual fusion of Britain and America. Not only in the cast, but in the distinct styles that seemed to work together in weird and outrageous ways. It also combined wacky, off-the-wall comedy with very dark comedy with really moving dramatic beats as well. Occasionally the pacing felt a bit off, or rushed, like with the quick flash forwards that began each episode, but I can honestly say I’ve not seen anything like it. I also give it strong points for a really satisfying finale that brought together all the disparate threads that spanned the globe and seemed at first to have no connection, and finishing it with an episode with tension, and action, and heartbreak, and a ginormous cliff-hanger. I hope they eventually make a second season? Eh, even if they don’t, it was a fun ride.

37  The Hunt  81.0

If you loved Planet Earth, you’ll like The Hunt. There aren’t as many holy shit moments, but they’re there. Some of the bits felt like cutting room retrieval, but still interesting enough. Though definitely watch it on streaming or Bluray or something less compressed than my Comcast recordings. Thousands of birds look a little too boxey at that bitrate.

36  Atlanta  81.1

I really liked the style and unique voice that Donald Glover presented in Atlanta. He gives us a fleshed out and sympathetic glimpse of the people and struggles of a community, injected with his own brand of great comedy. Like Louie did for years, Donald also plays with the style and structure of his story, giving us an episode entirely focused on Vanessa, the mother of their child, or an episode that played like a talk show on a BET parody network. And while I really loved the experimentation, it was really that latter episode that soured my excitement for this show. After establishing a grounded, nuanced world that was sympathetic even to the weirdos, that episode felt shallow and mean-spirited. While the fake commercials were cute, the episode was basically a tirade against the PC police. One second they are presenting a caricaturized overly-sensitive feminazi, spouting hot words like microaggressions with little context, then coming around to the idea that it’s kind of okay to belittle a group if you don’t understand them. The worst was a straw man piece pointing out how ridiculous it would be if a black person “identified” as being white. The whole episode just felt completely tone-deaf and out of place inside this otherwise thoughtful show.

35  iZombie 2  81.3

Strong back half to the second season. Unfortunately no Season 3 this year. While they made things overly complicated with all sorts of zombie-to-human transitioning, they really ramped up the story arc in fun and exciting ways. The morality on this show is sometimes confusing/troubling. Sometimes it seems okay to kill/abduct/do whatever to nameless zombies when it’s convenient for the plot, but we are also supposed to see our main character as a full-fledged human. You gotta pick a lane, guys. If Liv’s human, you’re murdering people.

In conclusion: Ken Marino.

34  The Grinder  81.5

Sadly that was it. Only one season. The back half wasn’t quite as consistently funny as last year’s, but it still had plenty of brilliant moments. They wisely chose to play around a bit with the formula established in the pilot. Rob Lowe’s character doesn’t stay delusional about his skills as a lawyer, but finds other things to be delusional about instead. Sometimes that worked smoothly, other times not as much. The extended amount of screen time for rival Timothy Olyphant (Justified) playing a wacky version of himself was delightful, and almost made the lack of Justified more bearable.

33  Girls 5  81.7

Girls on the comeback! Now with less infuriating self-delusion! Seriously though, one of the best seasons yet, with some long-awaited character growth. Shoshannah in Japan was also a highlight.

32  Pitch  81.8

Alright, so I don’t know if I would QUITE categorize this show as a “guilty pleasure,” but for sure I wouldn’t get half the fun out of it as I do if I were not such a big baseball fan. The show is full of shout-outs and baseball fan service, and it’s cool to see a fictionalized world behind the scenes in the baseball universe. It’s also a strange mashup of real and fake universe. Some real baseball players exist on their real teams, and many others don’t. You get to see Salvador Perez launch a homer off of our main character’s slider, but all the Los Angeles Dodgers are fictional people.

Into the actual meat, though: This show can be real, emotional, heart-breaking, but also boring and infuriating. I was of course instantly intrigued just by the premise: a female pitcher works her way into the male-dominated Major Leagues, and has to deal with breaking into in the boys club. And the pilot did a very quick but enjoyable surface-level exploration of that, giving our main characters some basic arcs to resolve. But it got into much more interesting and unpredictable territory as the show went on, as the scenario plays out with all the potential ramifications of such a world-bending event taking place. On top of the really strong “what if” game they play, Ginny Baker is a great character played by an impressive breakout actress (Kylie Bunbury), and adds a lot of investment into what she’s going through.

Then there’s Zack Morris– er, sorry, Mike Lawson, played by Mark-Paul Gosselaar. As much as I’ve really hoped for his adulthood to mature him into a strong actor, he just doesn’t have much in the way of range. Instead of his child-like adorable arrogance in his early years, he spends his time sinking into his inability to emote with a gruff, bearded, mumbling acting style. Which works for much of the series, as it fits with the character’s tough exterior, but sometimes he needs to be sad, or inspirational, and then the whole illusion falls apart.

Okay, enough on his acting. He’s actually kind of a cool character. He’s a catcher in his waning days. He’s got ailing knees, as happens to many catchers in their later years. But he’s a strong leadership presence who still has a pretty live bat, so he’s valued, but lives in constant fear of that career-ending injury. And at first, he’s skeptical of this cocky girl who thinks she can make it against Major League hitters, but surprise surprise, he comes around and becomes a friend and mentor. It was a great partnership with a lot of sweet moments. No way this network show would bastardize that relationship and turn it into a will-they-won’t-they shitshow, right?

*watches winter finale*

Fuck you, Fox.

31  UnREAL 2  81.8

Oof. I’m sad I didn’t watch the first season last year so it could get a nice high ranking while it deserved it. Season 1 was a perfect mix of dark comedy and character study. Season 2 decided to tackle race in a naive and heavy-handed way, insulted the intelligence of our main character by having her become romantically involved with a weasely co-worker again, and threw in a hastily executed double-homicide as well. I rarely use the term “jump the shark”, but this certainly went in that direction pretty quickly. That said, there were actually a few standout episodes where they focused on Rachel’s issues quite intelligently and effectively, and that kept it out of the basement for me. But I hope they can even it out better next season, even without co-creator Marti Noxon (Buffy, Angel), who may have been the glue holding this thing together.

30  The OA  81.9

I don’t think I can really get into my thoughts on this show in a useful way without talking about the ending, or specific plot points. I’ll just say it is understandably controversial, and not easily digested. It may require a re-watch to really get my thoughts on it in order. But it had many touching moments, was very moving and spiritual and thought-provoking. You may hate it or maybe you’ll love it. Not sure.

29  The Last Man on Earth 2/3  81.9

As it did last year, The Last Man on Earth continues to re-invent itself over and over again. Still one of the weirdest shows on TV (probably the weirdest one on network TV). The Season 3 premiere had one of the most brilliant cameos in TV history. I almost coughed up a lung. The show definitely has that “auteur” feel, as some episodes are great, and other miss the mark. But it has a singular voice, and I appreciate the unique vision for yet another year.

28  Veep 5  82.2

The character of Richard was a revelation. Adds a brand new element to the chemical formula of the show and makes it twice as… potent? Insert better chemistry analogy here. Solidly funny season, with the highlight being the dark episode “Mother” where Selina has to deal with the politics of a dying mother. Just fantastic.

27  The Good Place  82.8

The one question I had after a really solid and charming pilot was: “How is this going to sustain itself as a show?” Well, don’t worry– unlike your typical network comedy, they were not concerned with keeping the status quo and giving the undiscerning viewer the exact same experience every week. The characters and situations evolve in interesting and often hilarious ways. Kristen Bell is a great choice as adorably wicked, but trying to reform, Eleanor. Hearing her fake-swear (you can’t actually swear in heaven, a handy device for a network show) with her unique attitude brings continuous gigglies. The supporting cast is strong as well: Chidi (William Jackson Harper) as a former ethics professor who has to lie to protect his not-really-soulmate has a delightful and tortured earnestness. And Janet is an anthropomorphized Siri who cheerily responds to any question, even if the answer is awful. She also goes through some shit. The final arc of the first half blows everything up and gives us a fantastically cast guest arc from Adam Scott (Parks and Recreation).

26  Orphan Black 4  82.8

I’m glad next season will be its last… I think the stories have reached their natural shelf life. I was glad of fewer “bake-off” type suburban storylines this season, but the show still kinda drowns in too many players with not enough clarity in motivation. That said, the season ended with a more straight-forward antagonist, with at least some stated principle for their actions, so maybe there will be a more consistent vision down the stretch. This season was also hurt by reduced Helena screen time, who is probably at least half of what I enjoy about the show. She did eventually re-enter with a vengeance, so it wasn’t all bad.

25  The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story  82.9

As someone who was old enough to absorb the OJ events on a very surface level, but too young to really get it, this was a particularly fascinating look at the trial, and all the players involved. I thought they did a particularly good job of framing the whole ordeal against the context of the growing racial unrest, the media’s lust for sensational, juicy headlines, and the public scrutiny the prosecution was getting that they just weren’t prepared for. I thought Sarah Paulson’s sympathetic portrayal of then-despised Marcia Clark was very strong and moving. The show was best when it gave us the human perspective, and slightly less so when it focused on the machinations of the justice system.

24  Baskets  83.2

Certainly not everyone’s cup of tea, but I found Zach Galifianakis’s oddball dramedy mesmerizing and unexpectedly touching. The characters are certainly very tough to latch onto. Zach’s Chip Baskets is mean and off-putting, and self-delusional to a point that would make Rebecca Bunch envious. But over the course of the season he gains a bit of sympathy as he deals with even-worse twin brother Dale, or overly zealous mother, played with full sincerity by a quite excellent Louie Anderson. I found my viewing experience of this very similar to that of the first season of The Leftovers: Like that show, Episode 9 serves as a flashback episode that puts the character and situations from the previous episodes into a much clearer context. For Baskets, it was an extremely moving and heartfelt episode that was one of the best half-hours on TV this year.

23  Mr. Robot 2  83.3

As one who was somewhat skeptical and disillusioned by Season 1’s smoke and mirrors, I’m a little surprised by the outrage over this season’s continued smoke and mirrors. Yet another “super-clever” twist we didn’t see coming, but did it really add anything? The finale was a bit of a letdown, I suppose, but I had very little in the way of expectations, since conventional story-telling was not the name of the game this season, to understate. So while a consistent story thread was lacking, what we did get were a bunch of tiny stories, with varied levels of success. What the hell even happened with Angela this season? Based on her confused expression in 80% of her scenes, maybe she doesn’t even know? I mean seriously, I’m pretty confident the ratio of her time on screen with a doe-eyed stare (and no one else talking) to her time with lines was at least 5:1. I don’t know if this was a direction thing, or an acting thing, but I was getting no subtext from the staring. It was just staring. And it was a lot of wasted time. Two bright spots this season: Leon, Elliot’s sometimes lunch buddy, who has many thoughts on the themes of Seinfeld, and is happy to do all the talking while Elliot looks on confused. And FBI Agent Dom, the latest in a growing trend of characters that give a nuanced and sympathetic portrayal of anxiety and depression (See: You’re the Worst, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend). I really liked how strong and unflappable she was at her job, but just had a lot of trouble keeping it together when she went home. Her conversation with her Echo was one of my favorite scenes on TV this year. So, this season was highly uneven, brilliant at times, really frustrating at others. At times it felt like a bunch of different shows all jammed together in some soup that wasn’t stirred at all. So I have to give it a ranking that splits the difference.

22  Better Things  83.3

A very charming, funny, and real show about being a single mom, in a similar style and feel to the better seasons of Louie. This is no coincidence, of course, as Pamela Adlon (the show’s main character) and Louie CK are head writers on both shows. If I had to nail down the characteristics that set this show apart, it would probably be that it has a more grounded and adult feel. Louie has a bit of a tendency to wax poetic about being a ridiculous man-child, or dream-like sequences where he fantasizes about leaving everything and running away. Pamela focuses more directly and consistently about how ridiculously difficult and punishing being a parent can be. It will sit in that a lot of the time, then bask in the little moments where everything somehow goes right, or somehow she is able to connect with her teenage daughter in a way she hadn’t before. It’s these moments… that are the better things. (Nailed it.)

21  Better Call Saul 2  83.4

Better Call Saul is unconventional in many ways. In different ways than its predecessor, but not necessarily worse. Most obvious is the quite lower level of tension and stakes in the drama presented. Yes, at some point Jimmy becomes Saul and becomes a criminal lawyer. But the path there is fairly subtle and indirect. What about Jimmy resists doing things by the book? Why does his brother resent him so much, and is it that resentment that drives him to rebel? This relationship is really at the core of the show, and it is not afraid to take its time (a lot of time in some cases) playing out those scenes. But what sometimes makes the show feel a bit disjointed is that the Mike stories (and to a lesser extent the Kim stories) rarely connect with the other threads, and it’s like we’re watching two different shows. There are thematic ties, sure, but they aren’t clear enough to me to make the show feel like a whole. That said, I thought Kim really shone when we were given more time with her, and the end of the season arc with Jimmy and Charlie was gripping and extremely well played and directed. A lot of the rest of it was appreciated more than enjoyed.

Other Stuff

(In parentheses: 2015 Ranking)

Continuing series that were on my 2015 list that didn’t air any episodes this year

  • The Leftovers (1)
  • Jessica Jones (3)
  • Rick and Morty (6)
  • Fargo (8)
  • Homeland (24)
  • Louie (32)
  • Master of None (38)
  • Episodes (61)

Continuing series that were on my 2015 list but aired no season finales this year

  • The Affair (19)

Continuing series that aired only a winter special this year

  • Doctor Who (49)
  • Sherlock
  • Sense8 (56)

Continuing series that were on my 2015 list that I didn’t finish this year

  • Bob’s Burgers (46)
  • Agents of SHIELD (52)
  • The Mindy Project (55)
  • Another Period (60)

2016 TV Rankings – 41 to 69

It’s 2017. And that means… all the 2016 TV is over! Guess who watched (nearly) all of it? That’s right, ME!

Here are the 65 shows I watched this year, and how they ranked in order of awesomeness.

New this year: Ratings. Rankings were based on the 0-100 ratings I gave each show independently. These were loosely based on the episode ratings I’ve been making this year (708 of them!), with modifiers for peak episode and strength of ending. One thing that will be clear from this is there isn’t too much gap between #15 and #50. Most shows were good but flawed. Only a handful were great, and fewer still were bad. And now you can see it with colors!

**UPDATE 1/3/2017: Added 4 shows that fell through the cracks: House of Cards, Prey, Love, London Spy

69  Flaked  46.7
Was actually drawn in initially by Will Arnett’s character’s backstory, an alcoholic trying to get clean and make amends for running someone over while drunk. But the show didn’t know what to do with it, and made the character more misunderstood and a victim of circumstance rather than actually troubled. The twist toward the end was almost interesting, if telegraphed a bit too early, and then immediately undercut by Arnett’s ego. There is an air of unearned self-aggrandizement to the whole thing that just completely loses whatever wheels it may have had by the end. You can avoid this one.

68  The X-Files 10  56.0
Ugh, I really didn’t like it, and I really wanted to. I will admit, I was probably holding it to a high bar, especially coming off of re-watching much of the original show. But how can you not! They just seemed BORED! Or sleepy? The actors just didn’t seem to give a shit, the plots were vacuous and awful. They had a decent Darin Morgan episode that did have its moments, but mostly just made me want to watch the better Darin Morgan episodes. All in all, it was nice to see them again, but I wish there had been more than the couple moments I actually enjoyed.

67  The Big Bang Theory 9/10  60.2
See my review for last season, which still mostly applies. It honestly feels like there are these moments, outside of the control of the writers themselves, that for whatever reason, be it momentary inspiration from one of the actors, an especially caffeinated day from the director… but against all odds, these moments just work. And brilliantly. A couple of my biggest laughs this year were to this show. One moment almost brought me to tears. And the other 98% of the content hurt me and made me feel ugly. I’m almost interested in this as a human experiment, to see how much torture I will put myself through for the glimmer of hope for one of those moments. This show isn’t good.

66  It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 11  62.0

65  The Expanse  66.0
Man, I was hoping for a new space show I could dig into. The Expanse isn’t that. It’s based on some novels I haven’t read. Its style was 100% ripped from Battlestar Galactica, from sets to cinematography to a mysterious unseen enemy launching an unprovoked attack on humanity. But its real crime is being boring. They do a dreadful job at explaining the overly complicated politics of this universe, and what they do explain isn’t interesting. I don’t like any of the characters, or have any attachment to them, because the dialogue is stiff and terrible. That said, they finally put some of the pieces together in the finale that had been held apart for WAAAY too long, and it looks like maybe things will start happening? I’ll give it a few episodes next season to see, but it’s got a short leash.

64  Inside Amy Schumer 4  67.1
Unfortunately, it seems like Amy is either running out of material, or shortchanged her show to make her movie. A lot of recycled ideas, including an actual clip show as the finale. A CLIP SHOW. In 2016. Something a 9-year-old can put on YouTube. In an age of streaming, how is this even a consideration?

63  Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3/4  68.5
There were a bunch of brutal stinkers this season, but also a few gems. The witness protection plotline went nowhere and slowly. Pimento was a great addition.

62  11.22.63  70.2
Many times over the course of the show, including at the very end, I would just ask, “Why?”

61  Togetherness 2  70.9
Yeah… that finale was stupid, and I kind of didn’t like any of the characters by then anyway.

60  Portlandia 6  71.1

**59  House of Cards 4  73.5
House of Cards works the best when Frank and Claire are teammates. The ending felt like a bit of a mess.

58  Childrens Hospital 7  74.0

57  Colony  74.5
What if the New Caprica arc on Battlestar Galactica was an entire series? And Sawyer from Lost was Ellen Tigh? And the lady from Prison Break was.. Anders, maybe? Anyway, yeah, this show basically poses the same moral conundrums as that part of BSG, but does it a lot slower. All hail the alien (maybe?) overlords!

**56  Prey  74.6
Engaging, if well-tread material. Loved that John Simm and Philip Glenister were the individual leads for the two seasons. Really wish I could’ve seen them yelling at each other for nostalgia’s sake. Second season was a bit more interesting to me.

55  Marvel’s Daredevil 2  75.0
Daredevil is at its best when it’s focused on the conflicts within Matt Murdock’s complicated life. When Frank Castle is working to convince him his life wouldn’t be so hard if he let go of his moral hangups and just kill the bad guys. When former lover Elektra pulls on him to stay out late chasing criminals in costume instead of preparing for an important case. Daredevil isn’t a flashy superhero with gadgets or a thunder hammer, so his strength is how much he really cares for and is a part of his community. It’s about his relationship with the Catholic Church, and reconciling that with what he does. It’s about long marathon single-shot fist fights where a masked man grows more exhausted with each punch and fall. Season 2 did not give us as many of these human moments as Season 1. I personally really missed Claire, who was a great ally who challenged and grounded Matt so many times in the first season. The romance plot it had did feel shoe-horned in, with no real chemistry or believability. The first conversation between Frank Castle, aka The Punisher, and Matt was much anticipated, since I knew the fundamental difference of opinion going in. But no real interesting ground ended up being tread. Neither side really made any good points, just spouted off some well-worn dogma. Then there was The Hand. Oh, The Hand. What was your motivation? Why so many similar ninja fights? I had no idea what anyone was fighting for at the end. Why was the Blacksmith plot even there? Could you have given Frank Castle an arc? I found myself strongly pulled into this show at times, but a lot of the time feeling disappointed, wishing the substance would match the style.

**54  Love  75.1

Couldn’t really get on board with a romance between two people I really didn’t like at all. Felt really artificial at many points. Bright spot was overly-cheery aussie Claudia O’Doherty, who was just delightful.

53  Man Seeking Woman 2  75.3
Unfortunately, Season 2 wasn’t nearly as inspired or hilarious as the first. This season did actually have TWO female-centric episodes, but both were about half as good as the one from S1.

52  New Girl 5/6  76.4
Basically the new normal for New Girl: Great banter that occasionally gets dragged down by dumb storylines. Give me 30 minutes of Nick and Schmidt just talking and I’m happy.

51  Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress  76.7
My fears came true in the end. The male character, who was whiny and lame, and in dire need of a heroic journey, got to be the hero in the final act, and the best character, who was a woman, ended up powerless against the villain, and in need of rescuing. Halfway through this series, I would have been up front singing its praises for its strong female protagonist, but it just fell on its ass in the second half. If that’s not enough, the interesting premise and story arc absolutely didn’t pay off either, as we got explosions and carnage without any good motivation or point to any of it. Not to mention a final minute unexplained deus ex machina that didn’t make sense, and you have a show with a ton of promise, but ended up being mostly a letdown. That said, there were some killer action scenes and unexpected twists throughout, a female protagonist who is very funny, strong, and has agency through the first 2/3 of the season, so I got a lot of enjoyment from watching it, even if I was let down by the end.

50  The Walking Dead 6/7  77.2
This is the first time in 6 seasons The Walking Dead has slipped out of the top 20. And man did it slip. I wonder how much of this year’s issues have been in trying to preserve the grand scale of the Negan storyline from the comics. Because the first half of the year was 8 episodes leading up to his introduction, and the second half was establishing him as the biggest asshole in the show’s history. Like throwing episodes at it would make him seem more important. But my reaction, and I think the reaction of other viewers (the ratings have dropped for the first time in the show’s history), is one of Negan fatigue. I get it. He’s the worst. The creators don’t need to bludgeon us over the head with it. (See what I did there?) And it’s also possible the strict 8-episode arc structure may lead to that too. It kinda makes sense from the macro level to have a clearly delineated arc for each of those stages in this story. But the problem is: there just isn’t that much story there! It’s stretched to within an inch of its life. And then this season they’ve tacked an extra 30 minutes onto FOUR of the episodes!! WUT? That behavior seems to imply they thought they had so much story it wouldn’t fit in the conventional schedule. Or maybe the network is like “this is our most profitable show. Fill up some more space between the ads, please, but we’ll still call it a regular 8 because a contract says it needs to be 8.” And of course, the one big event that was gratuitous and over the line, but necessary to do because the comics did it and we wouldn’t want the comic nerds to be mad. I’m hoping the show can course correct and find its way again. Because there were a few shining moments in the darkness this year, and I think they can be that again.

49  The Girlfriend Experience  77.2
Definitely appreciated this show more than enjoyed it. Interesting character study, even though she spends most of the time with a blank stare. But the dichotomy of her character: she hates being around people, so she turns to sex work, is fascinating. The finale was also fascinating in how brazenly un-finale it felt. It was almost determined to not touch any plot whatsoever but provide a thematic denouement instead.

48  Silicon Valley 3  78.4
Some of the plotlines this season were spot-on, others infuriating in the stupidity of seemingly rational decision-makers. Overall, I feel like the show is running out of steam.

47  Outcast  78.7
Really cool pilot and setup; uneven execution. Not enough of our protagonists actually working together as partners before they start acting like idiots. Chunky plotting and a very anti-climactic ending brought the show down a few notches.

**46  London Spy  78.7

I really liked a lot of this, but the ending felt so contrived.

45  HarmonQuest  79.3
This series was born out of the regular Dungeons & Dragons roleplaying campaign played on the Harmontown audio podcast. That campaign was a major draw for the podcast audience, with its instant rockstar dungeon master Spencer, plucked from the podcast’s live audience in its second aired episode. His drole, confident, dramatic, and deadpan stylings and detailed world-building were a huge hit with both audience and Harmon himself. Guest stars on the podcast would get guest characters in the elaborate campaign, and could play along with comedic and improv skills, while Spencer would handle all the intimidating rulebook and dice stuff. So the story would go delightfully off the rails with the strong personalities who took quite joyfully to the improvised characters. The show they started producing shortly after (so actually quite a while ago) has the same people, various guest stars, and later quite good animations layered over the audio. However, it also has much more of a “produced” feel which frankly sucks quite a bit of the magic out. There are very few tangents, quite numerous and often hilarious on the podcast, much less intoxication, much tighter editing out of things that might slow down the story or not fit neatly into a half-hour adventure. On the whole, however, the guests seemed to have fun and added a fresh flavor to each episode. The adventure was enough by-the-numbers to fit neatly into a ten-episode arc, with enough space for player choice to at least make it seem like their actions mattered. I think the ideal format would have been to extend the episode length by maybe ten minutes, and leave in ten minutes of the random questions and fumbling around that made it feel more natural and less polished.

44  Westworld  79.4
This may be the most controversial show I’ve ever had to rate. It’s certainly the show that the most people I know are watching, and there is a whole spectrum of opinions on it. Clearly, from my ranking, I wasn’t too keen on it. It’s probably the show I’ve thought the most about, partially because I’ve been prodded into many conversations about it, and asked to justify my lukewarm reaction to it. In short, it was an interesting show that evoked almost no emotional reaction from me at all. I didn’t care about any of the characters, and so I wasn’t invested in their stories. It was difficult to be invested in their stories, when you only got tiny pieces of them dispensed in unclear order, that only really came together in the final hour (mostly.) Did I appreciate the puzzle elements to the show? Sure, a bit. It was a bummer that the answers were unavoidable on the internet in the form of accurate fan theories, but they were also decently telegraphed, so it was clearly encouraged to work them out ahead of time. So their reveals not only felt anti-climactic, but also delivered with such a build-up and hoopla that my reaction every time was “yeah, okay… and?” The revelations never felt satisfying or really worth all the work to get there. They do connect to the larger story, but I don’t think in a significant enough way to justify the 9 hours of abstraction and story soup to get there. That said, there were finally some viscerally enjoyable bits to the final hour, and I am intrigued by what’s to come next season. Also, some really great acting, breathing more life into the characters than was on the page.

43  The Fall 3  79.7
Pretty strange final season. In some ways, felt superfluous, because very little further plot really needed resolving. It served more as a character study to help explain some of the actions and motivations we’d seen from the first two seasons. Almost like a full season’s worth of resolution. Probably overkill, but with some strong and emotional character beats.

42  Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt 2  80.1
Far more uneven than S1 for me. The increased presence of Lillian and her anti-gentrification plot was tedious. Each return of one of Kimmy’s bunker mates immediately sucked the life out of the show, because they didn’t have anything interesting to do with them, and they were just naive in a not funny way. Jacqueline’s native american backstory took more of a forefront this season, and while I’m not sure it deserves all the offensiveness outrage I’ve seen online, it mostly just wasn’t funny, and really just made her character kind of confusing. Are we supposed to find her “attempts” at reparations sympathetic, or hilariously misguided? They really just landed somewhere in the middle, making those scenes just fall flat. There were a handful of episodes (7-9) that were just brilliant both in humor and construction. Jacqueline’s rivalry with a fellow gold-digging alpha-mom looked at first like old hat, but that character was so deconstructed and unpredictable that their scenes together were sometimes amazing. Kimmy’s strongest character moments were when some of the cracks began to show in her bubbly personality, and Tina Fey’s turn as her night-drinking shrink was a clever and run way of digging into that. Finally, Joshua Jackson. That is all.

41  Black Mirror 3  80.4
Wildly uneven. Mostly more of the same this season, with two exceptions: “Hated in the Nation”, which felt more like an X-Files episode with a Black Mirror twist– and “San Junipero”, which felt like Black Mirror turned on its head. For my money, the best episode they’ve done yet.

Also, “Nosedive”, which heavily “borrowed” the main conceit from a much more interesting episode of Community. Come on, think up your own dystopian futures, Brooker.

Next time, we’ll hit up 21-40!