Happy 2018, my TV-loving friends! I hope you got to see tons of great stuff in the last year. I sure did! To be exact, 899 TV episodes of things, for a total of 609 hours! Okay, not all of those were great, but 185 of them were. NUMBERS!
So, despite an actually reduced number of episodes watched from 2016, I was able to finish two more series this year (they keep getting shorter and shorter!), for a total of 71. A couple of them were bad, but most of them were pretty good. As usual, here they are, systematically scored and sorted based on a very scientific “awesomeness” scale. Thankfully I’ve been able to remove all the pesky subjectivity so prevalent in rankings like this, and lay it out to ya using pure truth values.
Here’s the first handful of shows as we slowly and painfully narrow it down to the Final 10, over the next few days. Maybe I’ll treat you all to a few more nifty stats from the ever growing database of TV knowledge, as we go.
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It’s hard to give a detailed analysis of a comedy that has become not funny, but that’s what New Girl is. The same patterns continue: Schmidt/Nick scenes are magic, the rest is mostly crap. It’s a tricky situation, because you could lean into that strength, but risk running it dry from overuse. I’ll tell you one ingredient that certainly isn’t the cure: Megan Fox. I can maybe see what they were going for? That her expressionless, unemotional “acting” would read as sardonic? And there certainly were a couple moments that worked accidentally for that reason. But she and Nick had no chemistry, and her complication girl purpose was never even remotely believable. Fred Willard’s short cameo toward the end of the season, while amazing, was NOT quite enough to bump New Girl into the “worth watching” category.
And in the end, that means this once-Top-10 show is now in last place, even behind…
In lieu of another review making excuses for my watching this show, a compilation of short quotes from my episode reviews:
“Dear god Leonard is a baby.”
“Raj and Stuart’s adventures in babysitting? Pass.”
“Koothrappali storyline is stupid AF.”
“I laughed a couple times.”
“I really enjoyed that episode.”
“Boring.”
And, yeah, that’s a fairly representative ratio. Frequently the show will come SO CLOSE to a real moment, then get scared and make a dumb racist joke.
First half of the season was boring as balls. Then they shook things up, finally threw in some character progression and cool action, then closed it out with another yawn. Can’t really recommend grinding through the first two seasons of this fairly uninspired alien occupation story that spends most of its time stepping on your neck, just for those few glimpses of fun.
It’s a show that was different and unique and now has run out of those ideas that made it unlike anything else on TV. Okay, I’ll amend that a tad: The success rate is just a LOT lower now. This year had a few absolute gems, like the episode that was focused entirely on a previously unseen character played by Kristen Wiig, with none of the series regulars. It was so bizarre and different from everything in the show up to this point, and was reminiscent of what they did all the time in the first season. But sandwiched between those cool departures are some really dumb and boring storylines, partly because babies don’t make shows MORE interesting, but mostly because the premise is starting to run its course. It’s time to end gracefully, show.
I probably liked this season best of the Capaldi era, but it still suffered badly from the classic symptoms of Moffat: imaginative and intriguing setups, with resolutions that are at-best confusing, and at worst incomprehensible. There were two multi-episode arcs this season, both falling into that latter category, including, unfortunately, the season finale. What a mess and what a waste of a hugely unexpected return of one of my favorite villains. Pearl Mackie as Bill was a bright spot in the season for sure. I had never seen her in anything, but from the previews it looked like she was going to be a one-note comic relief companion. But while she did have some zingers, she brought a great amount of emotional depth and strength to the companion role. She had a fresh take on the Doctor/Companion relationship that livened up the show in a number of places. I am hopeful that Jodie Whittaker and Chris Chibnall will be the fresh take the series needs going forward.
Moffat’s final Christmas Special was pretty solid.
Man did I really want to enjoy this more than I did. I really did like the first three episodes, and how they interwove the characters we knew and tolerated (plus Jessica Jones) in their separate stories until they finally came together in a pretty cool scene. Then they started talking together, and everything went downhill the rest of the way. The Hand was boring when it was just a bunch of nameless ninjas, and it was also boring when it was five cackling villains with names, only the latter never even felt like a threat. I really wish they’d given Sigourney Weaver more to do, because she had the most interesting moments in the series, even if their grand vision never really was clear. Also: Can we have a team-up series with ONLY Matt Murdock and Jessica Jones solving mysteries? They had a good chemistry, when he finally stopped whining about not wanting to be a hero. Danny is the worst.
Imma be honest here… I really didn’t get this show. It felt even more distancing than Jill Soloway’s earlier show, Transparent, in its off-putting, narcissistic characters and bizarre behavior. There were spots where I felt I could appreciate what it was going for, but most of the time I was just confused. Is the key takeaway that artists are full of shit?
This quirky comedy showed some promise with its offbeat buddy duo of hapless advertising producers. Feels a bit like Broad City with dudes, though that was already probably a thing before Broad City. Bosom Buddies? Anyway, their earnest haplessness is charming and cute. The season was pretty inconsistent, with a few gut busters immediately followed by a couple brutal clunkers bordering on offensive. But a fun diversion that has room to grow, if it’s not canceled.
More goofiness from the Wain/Showalter nutjobs. Lack of Jon Hamm made it fall short of the previous year’s “First Day of Camp”. Showalter’s Ronald Reagan from last season is joined by Michael Ian Black’s equally hilariously lame George H. W. Bush. These guys are so weird. It scratches a very specific itch, but it’s not exactly art.
Slightly more interesting than the clunky first season, but still nothing groundbreaking. The show comes close to an insightful exploration of the nature of consciousness and humanity, then bails out when it approaches a cool angle. The idea of Niska’s trial was really cool, then it farted out in favor of some stupid conspiracy plot. Beyond the fact that other sci-fi shows have tread this ground better, Humans just doesn’t really have anything meaningful or new to say to warrant the time invested in these characters and sci-fi trappings.
The latest (final?) season of Broadchurch felt like a fresh direction and idea that kind of got bogged down under the weight of its own red herrings and lack of focus. They really went overboard in giving us so many shithead suspects that in the end I didn’t really care who did it, I wanted to see them all put away. There were some good moments to close out the Latimer family arc, but the season never really gelled for me.
An interesting premise that never really paid off, and ended up being more teen drama than drama. In a time with some really great and insightful de-stigmatization of mental illness, the simplistic and reductive treatment from 13 Reasons Why may have done more harm than good. Sure, bullying is bad, but that is not the only lesson to be gleaned from all of the complicated issues touched upon in this show, which feels self-congratulatory in its message of “let’s all be nice to each other.” Watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend instead.
I found much of this season to be boring as hell. A lot of the jokes are feeling old, and the story is mostly aimless at this point. That said, it did feel like it kicked into another gear in the last three episodes, especially the tightly crafted VR episode. The conflict felt fresh and interesting, and led to an interesting dynamic where Richard starts to lose it and causes his most fervent (and creepy) ally Jared to leave his side. We’ll see how a season without T.J. Miller will fare. I am frankly not optimistic.
Well, after its painful bummer of a Season 7a, Walking Dead is incrementally becoming less sucky each half-season. It’s still nowhere near the levels it was at its peak, but it’ll occasionally get interesting, like meeting the weird trash people, or our cowardly priest trying to save Negan’s soul. But even when the show isn’t grinding us down mercilessly, it’s more often than not re-treading ground it explored more compellingly in previous seasons, and it just feels like it’s mostly out of gas. Time to end?
Man, was I excited to find there was a new show starring the Peep Show boys, David Mitchell and Robert Webb! Unfortunately, it’s not their brainchild, and is a kinda muddled dramedy that didn’t quite go beyond awkward comedy fare. It had flashes of hilarity in between a plot that just kinda floundered. Also, what a fucking stupid title.
It was fine. I laughed at times, but it feels like it’s running out of juice.
Not quite up to the resurgent season last year, but still had some thrilling moments, and Quinn’s arc was pretty good.
The pilot was not encouraging, but the next 5 episodes were actually fairly entertaining. He was definitely #NotMyTick, as his energy was decidedly different than that of the brilliant 90’s cartoon, but Peter Serafinowicz eventually charmed me with his own brand of slightly dim enthusiasm. I was irritated for a couple of episodes by Arthur, another obvious protagonist taking forever to team up with The Tick, but directly addressing that by referencing Joseph Campbell’s call to adventure made me forgive them. This Tick was more violent, but also had slightly more nuanced characters, like the villanous Miss Lint, who only commits crimes to get her adoptive father to accept her, or Arthur’s sister Dot, who begs Arthur not to get involved with The Tick’s quest, while secretly earning some extra cash by patching up mob thugs that The Tick is beating up. It definitely doesn’t work consistently, but the occasional full belly-laugh and oddly moving character relationship made me not regret giving this reboot a chance, despite my initial skepticism.
I sincerely appreciated the unique and experimental vision from this David Fincher offering. The show had a knack for subverting expectations, and making the viewer feel uncertain and occasionally uncomfortable. I think where it succeeded the most was in the tension-filled conversations between our FBI psych squad heroes and the sequence (or later “serial”) killers. One of the points that is driven home (with the help of very strong performances) is that these are people, not some cartoonish fantasy of “evil”. What was fascinating to me as well as to Agent Ford (Jonathan Groff) is what was the thing that went differently for them to make them do the things they did. I know it was impossible to expect all the answers, but I felt like the show had the briefest start of the conversation on it, then bailed to go off in another direction. And while the three leads were all very good, the actress who played Ford’s girlfriend was just terrible. It was actually painful to watch their scenes together. But there were enough character nuggets and story threads to say overall I enjoyed the show, even if it kind of ended the season in a bit of a mess.
A surprisingly solid final season to a show that’s been heavily uneven over the years. While the characters still had their share of infuriating self-absorbed moments, there were at least glimpses of maturity interspersed as well. Structurally, I appreciated the fairly unconventional way they did the finale over the last two episodes. It was kind of finales for the group and Hannah individually. It worked, even if multiple cathartic moments felt coincidentally timed together. I’ll also mention one of my favorite episodes of the series, a bottle episode featuring The American’s Matthew Rhys. While the writing was certainly over par for this installment as well, his performance was just magnetic and fully realized. Some of his speeches were up there with McConaughey in True Detective. Almost made the season for me.
I was pretty happy that Dan Harmon and as-of-between-seasons ex-wife Erin McGathy agreed to work together on the 2nd season of this animated D&D adventure. It brought back good memories of their podcast glory days (which McGathy has not yet returned to), especially when once-frequent-guest-and-now-major-motion-picture-star Kumail Nanjiani made his glorious return for the season finale. As was the case with the first season, the episodes are very uneven, because of the crapshoot nature of the improv ability of celebrity guest stars, plus the kind of random nature of improv in general. Best guests: Patton Oswalt, Janet Varney, Jason Mantzoukas, Elizabeth Olsen, Kumail Nanjiani.
I wanted to be excited about the latest TV project from The Wire creator David Simon, but The Deuce takes a LONG time to gain any momentum, and never really ended up grabbing me in the same way. He uses a lot of devices familiar to fans of The Wire… exploring the systematic aspects of both the criminal enterprise and how it entwines with the police force; creating at times painfully human portraits of people from many angles of the industry. In this case that industry is the prostitution and pornography industry instead of the drug trade, but the legal and moral questions surrounding them are similarly complicated. James Franco served as what is starting to feel like an overplayed TV trope: playing identical twin brothers. This year alone we saw that from FX’s Baskets, FX’s Fargo, and HBO’s The Leftovers (sort of). In none of those shows did it feel like a thematically important conceit, and more a reason to entice an actor, and the same was the case here. While it came slowly, there were interesting story and character arcs in the later few episodes that finally left me feeling invested, but overall it wasn’t the same powerful juggernaut The Wire was in its prime.
I had high hopes for the premise of Season 2 after a somewhat uneven setup in Season 1. Unfortunately, while the first episode paid off the promise of the wacky road trip of the vampire, mind-controlling preacher, and bank robber all in search of God, but then they land in New Orleans and it goes back to being uneven. Honestly, I think the biggest problem with the show is they have no idea what to do with Ruth Negga’s Tulip. Her whole arc in the first season was about getting the boy she likes to come back to her, which narratively just didn’t have enough beats to be interesting at all. She has even less to go on in this season, while the men have their own adventures that give them agency. Conversely, Cassidy the vampire, is the comic relief, and is much better as a supporting character, commenting sarcastically on other people’s problems. So having him deal with his own heavy problems take him away from his strengths as well, which were the big bright spots of Season 1 for me, and were dulled slightly this season. This show takes big swings, and sometimes they hit, and sometimes they miss. Sometimes they work too hard to offend just for the sake of offending a la South Park or Family Guy, which I don’t respond to much, but sometimes their out-there shit works, and those moments are pretty great, like the chemistry between Eugene and Hitler in hell. So, keep watching, if you’re ready to be frequently thrilled but frequently bored. 🙂
I was in a slightly uncomfortable place with Marvel’s Runaways, due to my inclination to rag on all those book readers complaining about how a show adapted one of their favorite things. The Runaways comic book series was one of my favorite things, so I had high hopes for this Hulu production. And it was a serviceable update for TV. The main teenage squad had the right look and tolerable acting skills. The biggest departure was in the deeper treatment of The Pride, the group of shadowy villains that were mostly flat evil in the comics, here presented with more nuance and backstory, which I appreciated. At the front of that group was the complicated James Marsters (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) character, whose performance was a lot more muted than Spike, but was compelling all the same. The biggest shortcoming for me was just the overall lack of “fun” that was one of the tentpoles of the comic for me. The dialogue isn’t nearly as crisp or witty, and the pacing feels way too sluggish. Sadly this is the one series that is straddling the year boundary, with its final two installments of S1 in January, so I’m judging it without having the whole season’s shape yet, but based on the couple bits of clunky fightin’ action I’ve seen so far, I doubt the climactic showdown will be enough to move the dial too much.
I’ve said it about previous seasons, and it still holds true: the procedural half of this series is the weakest. The difference is becoming more dramatic as the central conceit of that part runs really dry. They are running out of “personalities” for Liv to inhabit. Dungeon Master isn’t a personality. I have a feeling that they might already have decreased proportionally the amount of the episodes that are focused on the murder investigation piece, but that just makes them even more paper-thin and uninteresting. Why not do one every two or three episodes instead? Stick to the more compelling season-arc stories for most of the episodes. It still has its macabre sense of humor, and complex (sometimes overly so) network of players, rivalries, and statuses (who’s currently a Zombie?). Bonus points for completely upending the entire world/mythology, and I’m curious to see where it goes from here.
Alrighty folks, you did great scrolling through that tall monolith of shows. I’ll give you a breather, so long as you come back tomorrow, ‘kay? We’ll swap a bit of quantity for a bit of quality, and give you just 23 slightly better shows, how does that sound? Cool? Cool.